Chat GPT Marcion Jokes

[Secret Alias]

Hey everyone, have you heard of Marcion? He was a prominent early Christian leader who believed that Jesus was a completely separate entity from God. But don’t worry, he was still a good guy. Just think of him like a saintly uncle who always brings the best gifts! #UncleMarcion #AlwaysBringingTheGoodStuff

[Secret Alias]

If you've ever heard of Marcion, then you know he was a Christian theologian who had some pretty wild ideas about the Bible. But did you know that he also had an interesting fashion sense? He was known for wearing all white, like a walking cloud! Now that's the kind of fashion statement we can get behind! #Marcion #FashionStatement

[Secret Alias]

Hey #Marcion fans! Have you ever wondered why he was so adamant about throwing out the Old Testament? It's because he was just trying to get rid of all the Leviticus rules that he couldn't keep up with! #MarcionLite #NewTestamentFTW

[mlinssen]

It would seem that it has finally dawned to you

The whole demiurge nonsense invented by the FF never existed of course, Chrestianity never spilled milk over the Tanakh or its divided stories about Elohim and Jahveh

There was only talk of the Father, never of a god, and with Churchianity hijacking their IS into Judaism they naturally had to come up with an excuse for this "second god" - so they made up the whole rant themselves, as they did pretty much everything else like true Christians