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Proofs That Jesus Existed
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Re: Proofs That Jesus Existed
Buddy, your satire barely even qualifies.
Want satire? Go look at Jean Baptiste Peres' satirical pamphlet arguing Napoleon didn't exist in parody of Volney and Dupuis. Or Richard Whately, who did the same. There are also parody articles arguing Abraham Lincoln didn't exist as well.
Way funnier and way more worth the effort than your troll posts.
Want satire? Go look at Jean Baptiste Peres' satirical pamphlet arguing Napoleon didn't exist in parody of Volney and Dupuis. Or Richard Whately, who did the same. There are also parody articles arguing Abraham Lincoln didn't exist as well.
Way funnier and way more worth the effort than your troll posts.
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Argument from Lydia Tár
1. There have been reports that Lydia Tár will perform with Rihanna at the Super Bowl halftime show.
2. But ... everyone knew that was just a pretty good joke.
3. Therefore, Jesus existed.
Argument from Lydia Tár
1. There have been reports that Lydia Tár will perform with Rihanna at the Super Bowl halftime show.
2. But ... everyone knew that was just a pretty good joke.
3. Therefore, Jesus existed.
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Start of Argument From Taunagram
ARGUMENT FROM TAUNAGRAM
1) Lydia Tar is anagram for T yada liar.
2) ...
3) Therefore, Jesus existed.
1) Lydia Tar is anagram for T yada liar.
2) ...
3) Therefore, Jesus existed.
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Re: Proofs That Jesus Existed
Argument from not giving a sh**
1- I have no skin in the game.
2- I don't have a dog in this fight.
3- I am completely neutral. I have no agenda.
4- I literally couldn't care less; I'm just saying, whether Jesus existed or not doesn't mean a damn thing to me.
5- It just seems to me that he did.
6- Therefore, Jesus existed.
1- I have no skin in the game.
2- I don't have a dog in this fight.
3- I am completely neutral. I have no agenda.
4- I literally couldn't care less; I'm just saying, whether Jesus existed or not doesn't mean a damn thing to me.
5- It just seems to me that he did.
6- Therefore, Jesus existed.
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Re: Proofs That Jesus Existed
Argument from excessive plausibility
1- Lots of Jews in first century Palestine were called Jesus.
2- The Romans crucified many Jews.
3- There were many preachers and apocalyptic prophets at that time.
4- There's just nothing weird about a first century apocalyptic Jewish man called Jesus being crucified by the Romans.
5- I'm telling you man, they were like a dime a dozen.
6- Therefore, Jesus existed.
1- Lots of Jews in first century Palestine were called Jesus.
2- The Romans crucified many Jews.
3- There were many preachers and apocalyptic prophets at that time.
4- There's just nothing weird about a first century apocalyptic Jewish man called Jesus being crucified by the Romans.
5- I'm telling you man, they were like a dime a dozen.
6- Therefore, Jesus existed.
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Re: Proofs That Jesus Existed
Better.
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Argument from Mythicists believing in Simon of Samaria
1) Some mythicists believe that Simon of Samaria existed.
2) Hallelujah!
3) Therefore, Jesus existed too.
Argument from Mythicists believing in Simon of Samaria
1) Some mythicists believe that Simon of Samaria existed.
2) Hallelujah!
3) Therefore, Jesus existed too.
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Re: Proofs That Jesus Existed
(1) Eusebius (in the 4th C) wrote the only history of Jesus (and his early church)
(2) Indeed it is that IN-EUSEBIUS-WE-TRUST
(3) Therefore Jesus existed.
(2) Indeed it is that IN-EUSEBIUS-WE-TRUST
(3) Therefore Jesus existed.
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Re: Proofs That Jesus Existed
This thread is for silly arguments.
Refutations and references to other posters are not on topic for this thread.
Refutations and references to other posters are not on topic for this thread.