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Here is my Request for an image of Philo Judaeus.

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Text: "Jesus resurrected a beautiful rich boy from the dead. The boy looked at Jesus, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. Jesus told him what to do, and in the evening the boy came to Jesus wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And the boy remained with Jesus that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God."

BE ADVISED: There are Content Warnings around these terms [Jesus +boy +naked body]; apparently AI is a Churchlady who wants Jeebus and everyone else clothed of the naughty bits.

[billd89]

Text: "What is the mystery of the kingdom of God?"
Answer: a Dalí painting.
**Trigger Warning for Trypophobes!**

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Text: "Portray Marcion of Sinope debating the gnostic Valentinus about the Angry Demiurge (Ialdaboath) in Rome, 140 AD."

Text: "What does the gnostic demiurge Ialdaboath look like? He is described as having the head of lion and the body of a Serpent."

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Second try: "What does the Demiurge (=Yaldabaoth, Jaldabaoth or Ialdabaoth) look like?"

[billd89]

Text: "Portray Santa as a creepy, dirty, drug addict holding children at Jordan Marsh in Boston, Christmas 1973."

This is very, very realistic, in fact. Bing! AI doesn't like it, tho. At all.

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