Mental flatliner wrote:Matthew claims that he was one of the twelve and personally witnessed almost everything he wrote.
Chapter and verse? I'll help you out. No such claim exists in the gospel of Matthew. You made this up.
Mark claims to have written on behalf of Peter, an eye-witness.
Mark claims no such thing. Are you really this badly misinformed, or do you think that I am?
Luke introduces himself in the first chapter as one who personally investigated the stories and interviewed eye-witnesses.
Nope. Luke says he reviewed written sources "handed down to us" from people he (erroneously) believed were witnesses themselves. Luke never says he talked to witnesses himself, nor would have been able to writing 60+ years after the fact in a totally different country. Moreover, we know what his sources were, they were Mark and Q with a few dollops of Josephus added in for verisimilitude. We also know he got a lot of stuff badly wrong and made a lot of stuff up.
John names himself as an eye-witness.
Nope. An appendix to John identifies (in the 3rd person, not the first) the "beloved disciple" (who is unnamed and never called John) as the author, saying (as an identification of the BD) "This is the disciple who witnessed these things and wrote them down, and we know that his testimony is true." This is another person making a claim about the text, not the actual author (and the appender was wrong).
If you had read the gospels, you wouldn't be here now lying about what they say and what they are.
The irony here is off the charts.