Robert has a very black and white view of how the Bible should be interpreted. Since the story as it is told is a miracle and therefore impossible it therefore did not happen and nothing at all like it happened. Since he can think of no alternative explanation -- and anyone else who thinks they can will be wrong anyway as he will show if they care to engage him in discussion with an open mind receptive to the higher scientific truths of the cosmos -- his interpretation is therefore the only reasonable one.
Thanks Neil, I know there is an element of mockery in your summary, but it is worth unpicking nonetheless.
a miracle and therefore impossible:
Yes, that is an important first principle regarding scientific rigor. The laws of physics are absolute, as the method by which God=Nature wields omnipotence, so any claims of events that are contrary to the laws of physics should be understood as allegory or error. That is black and white, as night follows day. The probability of miracles occurring can be rejected as vanishingly small.
“and nothing at all like it happened:
No, that does not follow. Many Jews were crucified by Romans, and these events were synthesised into the 'one for all' idea of Christ Jesus. Poor people did receive food as charity, as a sign of generosity, care and love, and it would be wrong to say that such gifts are nothing at all like the loaves and fishes distribution, except for the miraculous aspect.
he can think of no alternative explanation:
The allegory of loaves and fishes standing for the new cosmic axis of Virgo (sign of loaves) and Pisces (sign of fishes) that the year entered at the time of Christ due to precession is massively explanatory as a sign of universal creative abundance, symbolised by the core Christological mediatory idea of Jesus Christ as the Alpha and Omega of the observed cycle of the cosmos. The failure of theology to engage with this simple natural explanation is a sign of the pathology of traditional faith, of the alienation of corrupt supernatural tradition away from scientific reality into political fantasy. I don’t say the cosmic meaning is the only point of significance in the parable. However, observation of precession of the equinox is a major central explanation regarding the Gnostic origins of Christianity. Its neglect stands as a gaping hole at the centre of interpretation of the story. Until the cosmic meaning of this parable is recognised and discussed Christian theology will lack traction and credibility.
anyone else who thinks they can will be wrong anyway as he will show if they care to engage him in discussion with an open mind receptive to the higher scientific truths of the cosmos:
Yes, that is true. Scientific truth is not optional, it is objective. Since Newton science has understood the main objective facts of the motion of the earth, with small refinements by Einstein. Precession is indeed a “higher scientific truth of the cosmos”, and was understood as such by ancient Gnostics with their theory of Aeons or Ages. They saw the effects, even if they lacked the theory to explain the physical causes. Seeing these effects is like seeing the hands move on a clock. Anyone can tell the time from a clock without knowing how a quartz crystal drives the mechanism. Anyone who thinks I am wrong is standing against this basic set of objective facts, which have been severely neglected due to the depraved state of theology.
his interpretation is therefore the only reasonable one:
Going through Mark’s text against the heuristic principle that he is encoding Gnostic secrets is entirely reasonable. This is the method that Elaine Pagels used in
The Gnostic Paul to analyse the Epistles. It is abundantly productive and coherent. The hypothesis that Orthodoxy evolved as a corrupt degeneration from Gnosticism is highly controversial, entirely excluded from polite society, and banished to the outer darkness of the internet, such as here. But as Paul meant at
1 Cor 1:18, the knowledge of the cosmos is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of nature.