Are you projecting, perhaps?
Well maybe. When I took Benny the Samaritan to Cleo's in Orlando
https://youtu.be/nTA18Oo0CqU to see my then girlfriend (for about a month) Fancy there was some delight in having a Middle Eastern man experience the amazing coming together of African American culture (i.e. the rap music, the gangstas, the 'hoes' etc). He was dancing on stage. I consider it one of the great moment in my life. So it may be true that I am either the most sexual or the least pretentious, the most-life affirming I don't know.
But getting back to the point at hand. I am not the first to connect sex and ancient mystery rites. 'Buggery' as you well know derives its origins from an association between the Cathars and the Bulgars. I can't think of more appropriate analogy given that (at least in my day and every day up until the modern era) sex and sexuality was hidden or secret.
There are few things that are more secretive than sexuality. Oddly enough the period I went through having a fascination with dating strippers presents an odd dichotomy. At once, I can remember the first stripper I ever dated was named Sophie. In Toronto in the late nineties most dancers came from Montreal (run apparently by biker gangs who shuttled them across provincial lines for the 6 hour drive). I was eighteen and spoke French well enough to visit her in Montreal but not well enough to keep the relationship going. Her name Sophie always reminded me of Sophia and the ancient Wisdom cult. These establishments always seemed like temples to me. Modern mystery cults until I got bored of them or at least they became much sleazier. I really liked the challenge that I perhaps imagined as a naive teenager existed 'scoring' strippers. Whatever the case I have been for almost 20 years.
The point is that the orthodox Church fathers made the connection between sex and prostitution and the Christian mysteries. The first to do so were the pagans cited or referenced by Tertullian (or Irenaeus) in the Apology. Celsus doesn't recycle the charge. But it is certain in Hegesippus and the development of his account of the Carpocratians in Irenaeus and later Epiphanius. The reason why the mystery cults are like ancient Christianity is that they were both secret and kept their sacredness intact by keeping up the secrecy. As a parallel, I think when I saw the dancers as tawdry whores I lost interest. The enchantment only worked as long I thought they were semi-mysterious emissaries of a better life. Either that or the time my wife then girlfriend broke up and I was dating Ethan Hawkes side-girl (the one who caused his divorce with Uma Thurman)
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/th ... le1045216/ Just for clarity I didn't date the actress mentioned here. Ethan was actually going out with a half-Portuguese stripper from the Brass Rail who I was also 'dating' and it was so depressing. She had a kid and was trying to get Ethan to be like a dad-figure and then I felt she was doing the same thing with me I just thought the whole thing was disgusting. I had the realization at a night club she wanted to dance with me and I was like I can't do this anymore. And that was the end I just left. Anyway I digress.
Getting back to the issue at hand. The orthodox condemned the heretical exegesis and then worked to establish 'alternative' interpretations just to fill the void. I don't think the orthodox positions had any validity in their own right. The A to B was established by the heresies through arguments which became effectively outlawed and Irenaeus and company wanted to get from A to B through new means. It didn't matter whether the new arguments made any sense. The Christian sacraments saved (originally because of the heretical A to B). Once you took away the connecting argument you were left with superstition (= Latin standing over as witness or survivor). The substitute explanations were mouthed. But they were meaningless.
So getting back full circle. You can't count each Church Fathers as one vote and the plethora of arguments are many 'points of view' alongside the one heretical understanding. Irenaeus wanted to create this situation to allow his neutering of earliest Christianity. The original exegesis of Paul was developed by Marcion. Just as Samaritanism is developed from the exegesis of the Pentateuch by Marqe. Samaritanism is Markism. Just as Paulism was Marcionism. Christianity as such SHOULD BE Markism because the original gospel was written by Mark but it isn't. Why? Because of what I have described took place with Irenaeus and the Church Fathers. They wanted to make this 'many points of light' understanding rather than what existed in Marcionism and Samaritanism - i.e. the exegesis of Mark is the correct way of interpreting the gospel of Mark. The Markan exegesis of his gospel was destroyed, outlawed, abandon SO THAT CHAOS COULD reign. Irenaeus condemns the sects but at the same time the existence of sects (1 Cor 11:19) served the orthodox agenda. By having chaos order had to be restored and that order was Irenaeus's weak explanation of virtually every Biblical passage.
It's strangely also Trump's strategy at the debate and during his term. Fan the flames of chaos so that his weak case for leadership becomes strengthened. You've distracted me from work. That was fun but I got to get back. Thanks for letting me relive my (fun) past.